Big Winnings at the Kentucky Derby

I have long believed that if you are not skilled at a particular task, pay someone to do it for you. Well on Saturday we were invited to a Kentucky Derby party and I had the opportunity to bet on the horses. I have no idea how to bet on horses and didn't even know the name of one horse running. Chad, however, seemed to know everything and continued to talk about the horses, jockeys, trainers, previous races, etc. So I, very intelligently, hired Chad to place my bets. I gave him $20 for two bets and we planned to split the winnings. Chad was brillent and I won $260 dollars. So after paying Chad his 1/2, I walked away with $130.