Sunday, September 18, 2011

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're An Empty Nester

10) A gallon of milk goes bad before it is used
9) The dishwasher hasn't been used in three days
8) The mail is always in the box when I get home from work
7) The trash can is at the end of the driveway
6) Quiet
5) No one says "What Next Dad"
4) 3 computers - only two users
3) I turn off the kitchen lights at night
2) The kitchen calendar is empty

and the #1 reason...

1) The bedroom door doesn't have to be locked!

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